if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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