I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Damn victory sex feels great
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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