is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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