Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love accidental penises.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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