Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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