i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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