Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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