What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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