it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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