I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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