He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
They are going to name an STD after you.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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