I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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