1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just found puke in my bra..
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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