maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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