this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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