I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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