I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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