I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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