just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
