she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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