Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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