He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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