The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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