Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Girls should come with a carfax report
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Life without a bra equals bliss.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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