Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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