My hand turned me down
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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