I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I need to calm my uterus...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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