and you said cock pushups were impossible
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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