hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i think my mom watched the whole time
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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