Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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