I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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