doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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