Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
This is classic penis vs brain.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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