Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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