hell yes lets make some ravioli
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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