What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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