My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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