We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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