dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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