Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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