So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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