I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize