Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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