Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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