stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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