Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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