On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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