found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
