Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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