butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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