Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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