so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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