week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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